February 2012
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Frankers passed away Saturday morning. I took her in for her obvious symptoms and the vet discovered she had cancer. He had me feel where it was - under her arm - and it was pretty.. there. I’m not sure how in all of our adventures I managed not to notice something like that. He said there were things we could do but it wasn’t going to get any better for her and I knew that when I had...
“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via blowhan)
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mrrrr.
Soo Frankers is really sick. Like. I’m just kinda hangin out with her tonight. She has a vet appt in a few hours. I think the worst part about having two chillens is dealing with all this for a second time. You know what to expect and what you need to do but it doesn’t get any easier. It gets harder somehow. She looks like Carly did when she was sick about this time last...
an awfully big adventure ⚓: foHow to file your... →
maskedfangirl:
1. Take your taxes seriously. Gather all the necessary forms and information, and then dress like you’re an action movie hero, because shit’s about to get real. (Ripped jeans and a stained shirt work well for this, especially if the shirt shows off your guns. Protective…
cards-cory:
notmusa:
what if your farts sounded like screams
farts are the screams of trapped poo
It’s friggin 12:30 am and my dash is dead. THE FUCK GUYS.
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I wanted it with whipped cream on it baby but dumbass me sucked all of the n.o. out of the can first.
Not sure was worth.
Remember her?
torilynn2093:
Reblog and Click the photo to see her now
Preparing to have childhood ruined.
OMFGGGGGGGGGGG WHAAATTTTTTT
HOLY SHIT
what in the fuq SADFJS:LDGJ:SLGJ
Dayummmm she lookin good! This show was my shizzit.
annawintour:
people who don’t clear unused seconds on the microwave
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HIV free. Ill drink to that. Can we drink to that?
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mmmm catching up on glee. not enough time in the day.
Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
mooooocow:
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
cosmo tip #186
expertcosmotips:
buy a pizza
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huh. spent like most of last night sitting in the er with one person i kinda knew and one person i didnt know at all while they got a ct scan. somehow it was an okay time all things considered. but now sleepy u_u
shutupmerlin:
jocelynseip:
The fact that Daniel Radcliffe has seen a vagina completely terrifies me.
#YOU ARE 11 #YOU’RE THE BOY WHO LIVED #NOT THE BOY WHO DID STUFF TO A GIRL
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everything is poop.
bustin’ out the girl-scout cookies and princess movies.